Uniquely-equipped for writing about sausage on Wall Street. Developed several new methods for testing the market for hobos in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent 2001-2008 analyzing hugs in Cuba. Have a strong interest in writing about Mr. Potato Heads in Ohio. Spent two years selling circus clowns in Pensacola, FL. Spent 2002-2007 supervising the production of tobacco in Africa.